Instantly, Sam's hair grows from mere millimeters in height to a good couple feet.

The ladies of Yarmouth Street.

Convicts don't like to be surprised coming out of the bathroom.

Filming a Hungarian porno.  There will be lots of spanking...and goats...and poodles.

Melissa and crew.

Lynn and Wanda.

Howard Stern and one of the Backstreet Boys.

"This is the position Steve likes to have me in the prison shower."

Wanda and Cher

"Instead of actually talking to girls, lets just hang out together and look cool."

Yes, I've been a bad boy, officer!  And nurse, I have some swelling I need help with.

Betty Boop takes a breather.

Sam shows how to do a proper arm curl.

The best advertising money can't buy.

All my dirty fantasies together in one picture.

Melissa offers to take care of the food crumbs that inevitably end up in Malkin's cleavage.

"Please, Sam.  I don't want to go back to your bedroom again."

"Wow! You really can keep a tray of appetizers down there!"

I liked her better with the scowl.

Redhaired Demonlady and The Champ

The Yarmouth Street Homewreckers plot their next attack on Gigantor.

"Hmmm...do I take a life of Godly devotion or beer?"

If all cops looked like this, I'd do whatever necessary to get on their Most Wanted list.