My arch-nemesis strikes again!

The convicts get their wish granted.

OK, where do I rub you to get my wishes?

Wait a sec.  Shouldn't the nurse be telling me to disrobe?

Nice necklace!

An extra from Planet of the Apes

"I've been in jail for so long that I didn't even recognize Cher!"

This is the only way I can keep my arch-nemesis away from the ladies I'm after.

We dressed like this because we knew chicks dig bad boys.

"Let's play Doctor and then we'll play Cops'n'Robbers."

Farrah Fawcett circa Charlie's Angels.

"I don't understand a word anyone is saying to me!"

"YEAH BABY, YEAH!"

The Millennium girls at their best.

The newest addition to the Yarmouth Street Homewreckers Club.

Got lost on the way to the Mayor's Ball.

You know you've made it when someone dresses as you for Halloween.  Meet Lynn.

It's hard to pick your own nose with cuffs on, so Lazlo offers to help.

Everyone say "Cheeezzzzzze"

So who wears the pants in this family?

"Heather, I should tell you that I'm...umm...a little different since I've been in prison.

"DY-NO-MIIIIITE!!!"

Sam shows how he managed to knock out Dracula with a single punch.

"Umm, Dracula? Shouldn't you be sleeping in a coffin or something?"

Cher and Lynn...I mean Malkin.

The cops came to put away the Yarmouth Street Homewreckers, but they took me instead.