Bad boys, bad boys...whatchya gonna do???

Village People Version 3:
Pimp, Convict, Jeannie, Ali

"Now I have a place to put my empty hand."

If Steve plays his cards right, he might get to go to the trailer for a "conjugal visit".

Ken tries his best to avoid looking directly at the Redheaded Demonlady.

"OK, I'm a wee bit nervous with this crowd."

The convict tries not to lose his cool in the presence of such a babe, even though he's been in prison for far too long.

Leigh-Ann and friends.

Osama Bin Laden vs. The Bride of Dracula.

Careful, your face might get stuck like that.

I suspect that this vampire may not be real.  He shows up in photos.

"Thank you. Thank you very much."

"Peace, bro!"

Discussing who is going to spoon who back on cellblock X.

Stars of the new musical "Pirates of Penzance vs. Cats"

"You don't talk too much.  Do you have a headache or something?"

Due to insufficient funding, Al Qaeda terrorist is reduced to merely annoying people with a cap gun.

I Dream of Jeannie.

"Whaddya mean there's something on my head?"

The first member of the new "Order of the Light Beer Drinking Monks".

Family Portrait

Hey ladies, how YOU doin'?

"Would you like a little leg with your drink order?"

"I feel super!"

Give him some shades, and he could pass for Howard Stern.

"After all that time in jail, I'm feeling dizzy from all the female attention!"

First I'll get the cop to search for my concealed weapon, then I'll get the nurse to fix me up after the inevitable beating.