Displaying his pathetic disregard for fashion sense, Dale almost gets himself kicked out of the Zoolander Academy of Male Modeling.

Lynn uses her headpiece to illuminate Sam's forehead.

"Thanks. This definitely counteracts the effect of beer goggles."

Using subtle facial and body cues, Kenny adopts a stance that says "Get away from me. I'm a surly, strange biker-type person."

"What? This hat doesn't go with this shirt?"

"What do I think about induction of mitochondrial permeability transition by auranofin? Let me think about that for a minute."

Someone's getting a wee bit saucy here.

"Chief Spicy Apple say: 'Time for more beer'"

"C'mon Mel. Let's boogie!"

"Don't call me grumpy!"

"Chicks dig guys in hats, right?"

The Yarmouth Street Homewreckers.

"Let me *hic* tell you the shtory about where I got thish *hic* hat."

Jared gives Melanie one of those "cool glance over the shoulder" looks.

Wait a second. Surly biker-types aren't supposed to smile. Must have been a twitch.

"No dandruff here."

The Village People, Version 2

Everyone breathed a collective sigh of relief when they realized that Jamie wasn't actually a cop coming to break up the party.

Lynn helps Ken stifle a sneeze.

Thankfully, I ran out of film after this display.