He didn't even know this was a hat party.

"Who's the dickhead now?"

Julia shows off her pythons.

They use these as props in the bedroom, too.

Surly biker-types don't care if babes talk to them.

Sam. Sam. Sam. Surly biker-types aren't supposed to smile

Just way too cool and disinterested.

Your Hat Party hosts: Lynn and Sam.

The princess, cowgirl and cross-dresser.

Jared finds it easier to hit on the ladies if he can't see them.

Dale and Yazmin.

What could I possibly say about this picture?

Surly biker-types don't look at cameras.

"You're under arrest. Prepare for a full body cavity search."

Hey! Where the hell are your hats???

"Mmm. Chief Spicy Apple like to have many woman around him."

"I don't care how much you scowl at me. You're not getting this hat back."

"Maybe I should have cleaned the crumbs out before I stuck this on my head."

Dale's pretty smiley considering the fashion hell you will see him unleash on Page 2.