Before the martini party, we watched some lovely ladies belly dance at the Guelph Youth Music Centre.

Stephanie demonstrates "The Wave"...

...and "The Dive."

...and that was the last anybody saw of the cake.

The early bird gets the martini.

Steph and friend.

"Now that's what I call a bottle of gin!"

"Pay attention! When I hold my martini up like this, I expect EVERYONE to cheers me."

The boys know where to hang out...beside the guy making martinis.

I don't think I know anybody here.

Kenny, Nadia and Malkin.

"This is her party, not mine."

Steph actually manages to stay still for 4 seconds.

Stephanie's mom denies any part in Steph's upbringing.

Gimpy has two good reasons to be smiling.

OK, the sneaky cleavage shot might be a tad obvious.

The martini lineup.

Now THERE'S a couple of smiles.

A fine Cosmopolitan

The party gets the thumbs up from Jay.

Don forces a smile in an attempt to look like he's having fun.

The party moves outdoors.

Heather enjoys another fine martini.

"You're a good kid...but then again, I've been drinking."

Stephanie's mom disciplines her drunken daughter.

"We drink our martinis based on colour. We like pink."

Sammy and Kenny.

Dumbass and Heather.

Mr. Suave and a grateful partygoer.

Nadia likes breast meat.

Dan gets distracted by the cleanliness of the floor.

Modeling for Bombay Gin.

"It has a pretty colour, doesn't it?"

Malkin, Nadia and The Hat.

Whoa, Nadia! Check out where her hand is!

The remaining partiers.

Picking out songs (now you know why I only have one chair in this room).