"My 'Badboy' overalls have an easy access panel right back here."

I don't even want to know what they're arm wrestling for.

Can't imagine why Kenny looks so pleased.

Steve finds it easier to make a getaway if the ladies can't recognize him.

Jamie and Melissa

"Oh behave, Leigh!"

Chooch and Hacker

Melanie looks like she just escaped from "Trailer Park Night at Club Denim"

"I'm innocent!  He's the one you want!"

Two lovely ladies...and Sam.

Kenny and Melissa.

I can't pick my own nose when in handcuffs so Mel takes care of the dirty work.

Sam directs Lynn's hand to where he really wants it.

Houdini's Great Escape?

"I'll be here waiting for you when you return from your overseas tour of duty."

The convicts are about to go postal.  Note the crazed look in their eyes...

...Never mind that, check out the crazed look in Kelly's eyes.

"No, you can't join our gang. You don't have a soap-on-a-rope."

"I wonder what this button does?"

Melissa and Lynn

Lynn and Heather

Melanie gives up her lucrative photography career to become a freelance hairstylist.  I'm her first casualty...I mean customer.

The coolest costume I've ever seen.

Like two dogs fighting over a bone...

...that didn't taste all that good.

Sam has some dirty plans for this whip later in the evening.  He'd better not be including me.