One show only! J-Rod and the Jackasses!!!

Lead guitarist and sloppy drunk, J-Rod

Lynn's ever-tightening grip on Kenny's neck shows the fine line between love and hate.

Heather cops a feel.

Mmmmm...cleavage.

Ewwwww....cleavage.

J-Rod and Renee before the alcohol takes over.

A nice shot of Kenny's new hole.

"Another drink?  Let me contemplate that for a moment."

Heather subtly lifts a cheek before she blames Steve for yet another smelly assbomb.

"Do you like my hole?"

Sam and Steve talk hairstyling products.

Jaret stops to listen for Lynn's heartbeat.

Malkin likes her coat so much that she never takes it off.

For a moment, Steve once again enjoys the curly locks of his long-gone youth.

Jaret's Dance School -  Lesson #1: The Two-Armed Big-Ass Smack.

Jaret's Dance School - Lesson #2: The Rowboat

The party crew.

The hat, the hair, the pensive look...yep Kenny's trolling for chicks.

Steve reminisces of the days when he had to use shampoo.

His hair is higher than ever before.

Dale strums his imaginary bass, or just looks gay...I'm not sure.

Steve shows everyone where the wig hair came from.

Heather strikes a pose.

"I wouldn't go in the bathroom if I were you."

When dressing to impress, it's important to accessorize.

Tom is as wide-eyed as usual.

Jaret begins to lose motor control.

Kenny's not taking the news that he's a third of a century old very well.

Malkin, Melissa and Pete

Melissa, Malkin and Lynn.

Renee's new look.

Kenny and the girls.

This picture looks familiar, doesn't it?

"I made sure to leave some for everyone else."

Sadly, these are the kind of reactions I get from the ladies these days.

Steve wipes the wrong hole.

Heather pretends to enjoy Steve's antics.

Steve's Dance School - Lesson #1: Is Your Gaydar Working?

Dale doesn't know the dance moves.

They all try to jam through the narrow stairway to escape from whatever it was that Steve left in the toilet.

"Who would be stupid enough to pass up a package like this babe?"

Picking out some tunes.

"Don't mess with me."

Check out what Kenny's got between his legs.

Just hanging out.

Waking up the neighbours.

Renee's not so pleased with Jaret.

Steve's all too pleased with himself.

Thanks to ADD, Steve gets easily distracted by things like icecubes.

Steve leads the dance lesson.

"I'm not gay, I'm misunderstood."

Heather cozies up to the fireplace.

She can't find a chair, but tries to sit down anyways.

Touching and loving Kenny's monkey.

Heather just can't keep Steve on his feet.

Something's not quite right here.

The party in full swing.

Cheers!

Heather wants to love Kenny's monkey too.

Observing the monkey frolicking in its natural environment.

"Where the hell is that bartender???"

"Oooo, this drink is a bit strong."

Lynn shows off by snapping her fingers and tapping her foot AT THE SAME TIME!

Lynn and Malkin

Steve likes having a girlfriend so he can play with breasts other than his own.

Kenny doesn't have a girlfriend, so he grabs whatever breast he can.

Heather tries to shake hands with the monkey, but the monkey won't have any of it.

Steve entertains himself.

Lynn nixes a breast gazing shot.

"What's going on here?"

Little Bo-Peep

John Wayne

The Lone Ranger

Ken shows the only way he can get the ladies to stick around for any length of time.

Too...many...leis...Can't....breathe.

You can't see her hand, but by the look on Kenny's face, it's in a good place.

Trying to be as suave as possible when wearing leis and a glitter mask.

Ken nearly strangles himself trying to remove some leis.

"What do you think of my pad now?"

Now you see her, now you don't.