Ready for anything...well...almost.

"When I asked for a hot dog, I had no idea..."

Someone had an accident

"I'm really hating this."

"Who the hell are you?"

"I'm not having a good time at all."

"Really...I'd like to go home now."

"Heidi...why the smug look?"

"I'm keeping my back to the wall"

"If I let her go, there's no telling what might happen to me."

Suddenly, both were distracted by a bright, shiny object (I'll let you guess what).  A perfect photo ruined!