"Enter our bar...if you DARE!"

Your evil overlord for the evening...Dario!

Hot babes

"Welcome to my evil lair. Victory will be mine!"

Kenny interrupts a heated argument between Sam and Steve.

Not quite ready for GQ

Heather, Lynn and Sam

Notice the fine trim job on Kenny's goatee.

"Something stinks...and I'll bet it's Steve."

Sometimes I'm not sure if Steve even has eyeballs.

Kenny's catlike reflexes snap into action to stop the incoming eye attack, as an obviously impressed Sam looks on.

"I'm not drunk, I'm just lopsided."

The drinks get Lynn and Sam's stamp of approval.

Sam tries to remember what number comes after 2.

Looking for a good tip.

He doesn't react well to jokes about running out of liquor.

Steve tries to appear thoughtful and intelligent, but he's not fooling anybody.

Lynn and Melissa

Nice place...maybe we'll stay a while.

Inspecting the bar for cleanliness and ease of access.  And yes they carry Mount Gay rum!

As beer inspectors, it'll take time to get through 22 draft beers, but they're up to the challenge.

"No more photo!!!"

Dario and his minions of evil.

Heather and Kenny.

"Damn, those candies were sour!"

"Yes, I'm considering a career in the bar industry."

Pete shows Dale the "Mini-Shocker"

Notice how mature we all get around the camera.

Sam and Lynn

Steve's tongue on the loose once again.

There are those damn fingers again.

"Hey, bro! What's happening?"

Sam, you gotta be quicker than that if you want in the shot.

Breck adopts Steve's signature squinty eyes and "I'm too cool" hand gestures.

Dario looks like he needs to relax more.

Sam pushes Lynn's jubblies out of the way as a shocked Kenny looks on.

Cute bar patrons?  Check.

"Yep, you're clean...relatively speaking."

"Yours looks OK too, Dale"

"Get the hell away from my nose!"

Zoolander poses #4 and #17: Ferrari and Le Tigre

She must really want a good tip.

The gang inspects an employee.