The Gayest Cowboy

The lovely lady who puts up with the Gayest Cowboy

Heather and Gomer Pyle

The Queen of the Yarmouth Street Homewreckers plots her next attack.

"I'm just an innocent bystander."

Beerboy

"How's my hair?"

Lynn and Malkin

In a Star Wars-like "Luke, I am your father" moment, Melissa reveals that she has a sister that lives in New Joisey.

Melissa and sister Andrea

"Uhhhhhhhhhhhh..."

"Are those frickin' sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their frickin' heads?"

Heather getting a little too close to the camera.

Andrea is a fan of The Cla.

Heather and her signature raised arm.

A Zoolander moment.

"Mmmmm.  Beer...golden nectar of the gods."

The best thing to come out of New Jersey since the Sopranos.

Karen rounds up her lapdancing tips.

"I'm not giving you a drink until you give me some %$#@*!! money!"

Greg stops bouncing around just long enough for a picture.

Who's the coolest guy here? Yep, they're pointing at me.

Steve tests the sleeper hold on Heather.

Comparing police reports.

Kenny and Melissa

I think I like New Jersey.

Sisters

Lara and Kenny

All teeth.

Heather and Melissa

Andrea tries to figure out the currency exchange rate.