Heather and Marcy

Lara and Ken

"I shouldn't be doing this. I'm married now."

Dorothy and Chip

How many people can you fit in a self-portrait?

"Mmmm...head looks like tasty watermelon."

"I'm so drunk, I have to use Heather's shoulder to hold my head up."

"My name is Spice...Apple Spice."

"She keeps mashing my toes"

"Hey, I see a free hand.  Why isn't there a drink in it?"