The Birthday Girl

Even the Simcoe girls made it out for Malkin's Birthday.

"...and this is for what exactly?

His blow-up toys usually take more effort to inflate.

"I'll never leave the house again!"

Doesn't quite work, does it?

Ready to teach high-school sex-ed.

Leigh demonstrates how to suppress the gag reflex.

Dale doesn't want any part of this porno.

Lynn was forever hard at work making penis alottas.

Suck those drinks back.

Scared? Intimidated? Curious?

Steve's never seen these before, except on his blow-up dates.

These would make a good travel pillow.

The bringers of the toys.

Dale doesn't trust anything after what he's seen.

Kind of like a dirty Minnie Mouse.

Sam breaks the ice.

"Yeah it's bigger than mine....SO??!?!!!?"

Kenny and the Birthday Girl

Sam and Steve retreat from the living room orgy for a little "quiet time."

Kenny with the ladies

Jaret and Kenny

Kenny and the Simcoe girls.

Kenny and crew

Just like Cuba, except no bikinis this time.

Leigh back from the dead!

Lynn and Sam, together again!

She's got the headphones and is ready to speak into the mic.

Jaret and Leigh laugh about old times.

The Cuba ladies

Being Steve's girlfriend, she's not used to it being this big.

Dr. Haslam investigates a potential new VD.

Jaret's eye pops out as he attempts deep thought.

Big breasts make good armrests...and the blowup ones help too.

Sam's thinking about the fun he could have with this.

"You want some of this?"

...and out of nowhere, Dale head slowly rises into the frame.

Virtual CheersTM

Intelligent as usual

Steve is starting to scare me more than usual.

Nicole, Dale, Malkin and Fatima.

Once again, Kenny wonders why he doesn't meet chicks.

Lynn and Sam play the straight man.

"Can't...reach...penis"

Jaret rounds up the ladies.

Mmmmmm....blondes.

Kenny and Fatima

"All birthday girls get a free drink! Sorry, just kidding."

Dale and the Simcoe girls.

Jaret contemplates getting a nipple ring.

Heather is disappointed to find that Steve doesn't have as much to offer as the toys.

The entire gang (except for Heather)

A heated discussion on boxers vs. briefs

Nicole and Malkin

Sweet and innocent? Yeah, whatever!

Deep Throat XVI

Steve has an eargasm

"Look! It even has testicles!"

Time for a brush.

Steve and Sam finally come out of the closet...wearing some lovely purses.

Overcompensating for the purses.

How to get the babes: grab them by their leis.

The Purple Lei Club

Mmmmmmm....threesome.

"I'm siiiiinging in the snow"

"There are only 25 candles, I swear!"

Leigh doesn't really need help in this department.

Just to prove that women don't normally look good in glasses.

All are repulsed yet intrigued by Steve's rampant toe fungus.