Both Steve and Heather try to compensate for the odd tilt to the room.

Sam strategically placed himself so he can hit on the babes with utmost comfort.

"Do you like felt-hat cowboys, Steve?"

Mini-me took this one.

Melissa and friends.

"I'm telling you Lynn, the chicks totally dig this look!"

"I hope nobody realizes these aren't my girlfriends."

"Ladies, ladies, ladies.  No need to fight.  You can all have me!"

Why I buy all my clothes at Millennium

"My eyelids are my best feature."

"Steve, not now.  People will think something's going on."

Have you noticed how Steve likes to hold his chin?

Only Dave didn't feel the need to fondle himself through his pants pocket.

Victims of the ass-sucking couch.

Guarding the entrance to the bar/kitchen.

Lynn thinks something is awfully funny.  Must be Steve's face.

"I have to keep telling them that they're not in the Ebar."

Dale and Joy's official engagement photo.

Sam and sis.

"I don't think we're in Ebar anymore, Toto."

Lynn and I have never taken this sort of picture before.

This one made the shortlist of the "Effects of Excessive Alcohol Consumption" pamphlet.

Out of nowhere, Ken gets spanked.

For some reason, I'm at a loss for a caption here.

"Wait...wait.  The answer to the meaning of life.  It's coming to me.  I've got it!  Nope, it's gone."

The hospital was gracious enough to let Chooch out on a day pass.

Go to Derek Zoolander's Modelling Academy and learn cutting edge looks such as "Le Tigre"...

...and "Blue Steel"

Pimp Daddy

Salsa Queen-in-Training and Salsa Queen

Do you think we have enough pictures of us yet?

Everyone pitched in to help get Lynn evicted from her new home.

"I spit in one of these bottles.  Guess which one!"

"Ken, your hair smells sooo nice!"

"We have to stop meeting like this."

Chooch has a drinking problem.  Where do you think the beer is going to end up?

Ken stares in amazement as Chooch makes the beer bottle float in midair.

"INCOMING!!!"