Since they didn't wear Hawaiian shirts, we forced them to wear my party hats.

This picture summarizes Heather & Steve's signature moves: Heather=raised arm; Steve=tongue in ear.

Steve has a earlobe fetish.

Jenny-poo and Michelle

"I even shaved my armpits for this party."

Something's rotten in the province of Ontario.

Kenny and Birthday Backdoor Steve

"Here, Mr. Monkeyman.  Whiz into this."

Rupert and his angel impression.

"Who asked for the hairy pepperoni?"

Flowerchild

The colour coordinated sarongs were an accident.

Jenny-poo decides to do some aerobics.

Kenny Self Portrait with Babe #1: Heather

"Quiet or you'll incur the wrath of Gigantor...no wait. Wrong house. As you were."

Lynn must have started drinking early.  She already looks half in the bag.

Hey, mister.  Where the hell is your Hawaiian shirt?

Kenny Self Portrait with Babe #2: Malkin.

In an attempt to maximize his scoring potential, Backdoor Steve starts to drink until even Dale looks good to him.

"Damn you and your ear fetish!!!"

Kenny Self Portrait with Babe #3: Backdoor Steve...no wait. The sarong confused me for a sec.

"Hey. I'm just standing here minding my own business."

Hacker, Lynn and Backdoor.

No Dale.  It's a man's hat...really it is.

Steve uses the versatile "Le Tigre" to model the latest hats.

Jim shocks Wanda by going for the goodies.

"Hey, Chiquita! I have a special Mexican cigar for you!"

Checking to see if he remembered to put on deodorant.

"No more pics with my eyes half closed now!"

Ring-a-lo Girls

Kenny Self Portrait with Babe #4: Lynn

Lynn's popularity forces her to go incognito.

All was quiet until the young punks showed up.

"Pssst. Want some Sleeman beer?"

Basement Vampire and Backdoor.

Pardon me. Do you have any Grey Poupon?

While managing to maintain her smile, Lynn desperately looks for someone to save her from Kenny and his camera.

At that second, Sam went for the reach-around.

Jaret and Renee.

Renee the Pixie

I see you baby, spanking that ass.

No Dale, I don't want to see what you have under that skirt.