Off on another Cuban Adventure...yes I'm going to Cuba with two chicks!

Drinking the requisite Cristal beers on the bus to the hotel.

My first beer of the day after swearing not to go drinking the night before (guess what happened).

We have arrived to put Rey's liver to the test!

Rey's new bike and Rey's testicles get acquainted.

A woman's worst horror...another woman with the same bikini.

When Crack Attacks!!! #1

"What's wrong with the way I put on sunscreen?"

Reisel and Malkin

Swimsuits Gone Wrong #1

Rockin' out with his killer ghetto blaster

The cabana girls with empty glasses.

The cabana girls return with drinks for all (note the heavenly light surrounding them).

Malkin knows how to get her man.

The Canadian Drinking Team training camp.

The Canadian Drinking Team official uniform.

The Canadian Drinking Team official mascot: Rey's Buddha Belly.

Rey demonstrates the technique he'll use when he gets the chance to "put his balls in snow."

I'm waiting for the calls from National Geographic's photography department to come in.

Still waiting.

The divers hard at work.

When carrying fancy drinks, you must adopt the correct pose.

Lynn's monkey got all gooey.

Malkin models the latest dive wear.

Not a good zone to be in.

That's much better!

Getting our feet wet in the pool.

Searching for buried treasure.

"Look out behind you!!! Ha ha! Just kidding!"

Navy SEALs prepare to defuse a mine.

Kenny hoped for more enthusiastic suntan lotion application.

Assuming our usual beach positions.

The cabana girls off to the bar again.

Auditioning for the role of the Cuban Bubbles.

Malkin's lapdancing tips.

The only thing missing is a beer bottle.

When Crack Attacks!!! #2

Our new friends from exotic Simcoe, Ontario

Our beach crew expands.

Modern art.

Rubbing lotion on Malkin's bed.

Beachside dinner

"Hey, look! She's got a camera!!!"

Malkin and the Quebecois "We're not ghee" boys

Her name rhymes with a disease...malaria.

A sudden shift in Earth's gravity tips Kenny over.

Lynn makes everyone risk their necks by chair dancing.

Virtual CheersTM

Fatima and Nicole

What's so friggin' funny?

"Sure I like older ladies, but even I have limits!!!"

Leo is starting to look a little "ghee"

Leo and the ladies.

This is a wacky bunch.

Kenny, Lynn and Leo

Kenny's got the moves.

I went blind shortly after this.

Oh, Leo.....et tu?

Fatima, Kenny, Nicole and Leo

This shot is starting to become my favourite.

Lynn and Kenny

At first glance, you'd think this was Dumbass

Lynn and Malkin

Kenny almost gets crowded out of the shot.

Fatima, Nicole and Leo

"What's that on the ground?"