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Getting warmed up for the trip. |
Happy to get through the security screening without a body cavity search. |
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Let's get this show on the road! |
Just a wee bit excited about going to Cuba. |
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Although she can't smoke while in flight, she still has to pretend she's holding a cigarette. |
"In preparation for takeoff, please place your hands on your crotch." |
"Are these the personal flotation devices I can use in the event of a water landing?" |
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Lynn has been to Cuba so many times that she saw people she knew right outside the airport. |
Lynn the tour guide realizes she hasn't got a clue what she's doing. |
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Our friend for the upcoming week: Cristal beer. |
Not even off the bus and she's downed three beers. |
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First stop: the lobby bar. |
Lynn said that she wanted to see us wearing the sombreros hanging on the walls as decoration by Tuesday. It took 30 seconds. |
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Mmmm...pina coladas |
Double-fisting |
At the front of the hotel lobby. |
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Virtual CheersTM |
Lynn Sandwich |
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Kenny and Melissa |
The girls strut their stuff over the pool. |
Getting her feet wet. |
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Buddy Rey and his new favorite shirt |
Melissa in classic beachwear |
Sam and his new best friend |
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Reys daughter, Lena |
Pee in Las Tunas |
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Letsa (Rey's wife) and Melissa |
Yes, the weather is quite warm this time of year. |
In Cuba, people wear wiener dogs as slippers. |
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A little scared about what they're getting into. |
"You'll have a blast. Trust me!" |
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Getting a picture of dinner. |
The peasant girls can't get enough of them cowboys. |
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Letsa and Lena |
"Git along little dogies" |
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Melissa models the latest peasantwear. |
Real men drink Cristal. |
Get that jerk off the horse! |
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Now that we got that jerk off the horse, Melissa takes a turn. |
Taking care of dinner. |
Melissa and her new pet, Jose Cuervo. |
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Two minutes later, the kid threw up all over the van. |
Classic Canadiana |
Horny bastard |
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Melissa winces as Sam squeezes out a fart. |
Melissa has a shot at being a car model. |
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Our bubble taxi |
The cabana girls with refreshments |
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Off to get more drinks (do you see a trend here?) |
The gang. |
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"Which one of you let one rip?" |
Rey has to force the rum on Sam. |
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Everyone wants to get a picture taken with The Hat. |
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Kenny considers stealing the hat from Melissa, but knows better. |
The cabana girls with more refreshments. Seems like they're pretty well trained, eh? |