Buttley has a fetish for gladiator girls.

Not "Saturday Night Fever"...more like "Saturday Night Full Body Dryheave"

"When can I beat your piñata?"

Can't...come...up...with...funny...caption.  Mind...reeling.

She's got a flat head, which makes for a good...footstool, yeah that's it.  Footstool.

Buttley's just a wee bit too comfortable.

Play nice or I'll take away your drinks.

"Dammit. I want to pop that pinata!"

Malkin stops in on her way home from a wedding.

Ken stuns the crowd by breaking out his signature look: Le Tigre.

Sensing the crowd wanting more, Ken follows up with another famous look: Ferrari.

Careful, Anna. We're down to emergency rum rations.

"Don't knock my dress. My mother wore it to her wedding and my grandmother wore it to hers."

Elton John and a happy fan.

This isn't what usually comes to mind when I think of blue-haired ladies.

"OK, so was that was 2 rum & cokes and a glass of wine?"

Ummm. No thanks. I'll pass on the garter belt removal.

SOMEBODY TAKE THAT WINE GLASS AWAY FROM KELLY!!!