Ahhh, the sheeks...

...we looove the sheeks.

Apple Spice: surly male model

Apple Spice: surly gay male model

"I had no idea Apple Spice was so gay!"

Attempting to strike a Sears pose

"Drink more beer."

"No I won't let you stuff $5 bills down my pants!"

"I am just far too happy!"

"Look in my eyes and repeat after me...my name is Adum."

"Damn, now there's an ugly case of plumber butt."

Helping one another stay vertical

"Drink this beer and ladies will love you.  See what it did for me?"

Two reasons why I take pictures.

"You ever do naked body painting? We specialize in that field."

True drunkenness can be easily determined by examining facial expressions.  Note the fine example on the right.