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Full Name: Jerome Giovinazzo
Nicknames: Hairy Squirrel, Hairy Eyebrow, Jrrr
Current Residence: Jasper, Alberta
Favorite Saying: "Sour Moses"
Turn-Ons: Mountain biking, hiking, goats
Turn-Offs: Being on time, constricting underwear
Biography:

Jerome is well known for his inability to look normal in photographs. He also likes to show everyone "The Crippler", which everyone has managed to see at one point or another.  Many have gone blind from the encounter.  He also tends to stick large objects into his mouth, as evident from the many pictures of him doing so.

Jerome tends to eat nearly constantly.  Be warned that if he comes over for a visit, he'll immediately go to the fridge for some munchies.  The volume of food that enters his gaping maw (see photo at left) has to exit sometime, and this means very frequent trips to the toilet.  Wherever he goes, he tends to require a good dump, not unlike a dog marking his territory.  Keep bathroom reading material handy.