Biography: |
Jerome is well known for his inability to look
normal in photographs. He also likes to show everyone "The
Crippler", which everyone has managed to see at one point or
another. Many have gone blind from the encounter. He also
tends to stick large objects into his mouth, as evident from the many
pictures of him doing so.
Jerome tends to eat nearly constantly. Be warned that if he comes
over for a visit, he'll immediately go to the fridge for some
munchies. The volume of food that enters his gaping maw (see photo
at left) has to exit sometime, and this means very frequent trips to the
toilet. Wherever he goes, he tends to require a good dump, not
unlike a dog marking his territory. Keep bathroom reading material
handy. |